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this past weekend was our good friend cory's 19th birthday...

so naturally Carolyn & bought him the greatest presents ever.

i don't think he was ready for this.

(carolyn is an artist)

↖ ...batteries & tums...a child's skort... ↗

 ↖ ...a candle...chicken magazine...↗

 ↖ ...pink children hangers...twilight card game?....↗

↖ ...TUMMY TICKLERS...loufa... ↗

(there were a few more but i feel this blog becoming excessive... ohwait)

i kinda wish you could've been there shopping with us. 11pm.. walmart... good times!

(do not worry... gift receipts were given)

oh but the fun doesn't stop there!

over doughnuts...

i found out that my friends make great faces

 all those picture happened at 10pm.

then we went to walmart.

but on the way we found out cory is a really good singer:

 and we got a little crazy:

8 funny things

1. carolyn: "let's just play the weirdest music for cory when he gets in the car. like this one"

        *weird gangster song*   carolyn starts twitching to the beat.

2. *cory gets in the car* 

    us: "hey cory!!!" *in the background- "milk & cereal milk & cereal cereal & milk! cereal & milk!"

    (if you dont know what im talking about- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7BEPzNxMBE dont watch the video i dont get it)

3. julia: "carolyn tell him the story of when we were buying his brezents." *hoping they dont realize i said brezents instead of presents*

   carolyn: "OH YEAH so we were buying your brezents..."

   cory: "why are you guys calling them brezents...?"

   me: "we're not..."

   cory: "ok someone said brezents"

4. *while opening presents (brezents?)*

   cory: "guys why did you buy me a loufa?! im not gay!"

   carolyn: "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT it scrubs all the dirt off! my dad uses one!"

   julia: "we looked for a purple one..."

5. cory: "i dont eat red popsicles because i dont want to stain my teeth"

   Julia: "& you say you're not gay"

6. carolyn: "what song should i play?"

   cory: can you play shiny teeth i love that song! i sang it when i was MCing and i was so good."

7. cory & julia: "carolyn get in this cart!"

   carolyn: "ok!!"

   *walmart employees walk buy* 

   Julia: "QUICK act special"

8. carolyn: "i used to climb in these racks"

   julia: "can you please do that right now"

*after peer pressure she gets on the shelf & couple walks in needing pet food, i try to cover her up, doesnt work, they look behind me*

julia: "i gotta go"

*carolyn peeks out* "hiiiii!!!"

xo

p.s. tomorrow is the shedd aquarium! EEEEKKK!