this past weekend was our good friend cory's 19th birthday...
so naturally Carolyn & bought him the greatest presents ever.
i don't think he was ready for this.
(carolyn is an artist)
↖ ...batteries & tums...a child's skort... ↗
↖ ...a candle...chicken magazine...↗
↖ ...pink children hangers...twilight card game?....↗
↖ ...TUMMY TICKLERS...loufa... ↗
(there were a few more but i feel this blog becoming excessive... ohwait)
i kinda wish you could've been there shopping with us. 11pm.. walmart... good times!
(do not worry... gift receipts were given)
oh but the fun doesn't stop there!
over doughnuts...
i found out that my friends make great faces
all those picture happened at 10pm.
then we went to walmart.
but on the way we found out cory is a really good singer:
and we got a little crazy:
8 funny things
1. carolyn: "let's just play the weirdest music for cory when he gets in the car. like this one"
*weird gangster song* carolyn starts twitching to the beat.
2. *cory gets in the car*
us: "hey cory!!!" *in the background- "milk & cereal milk & cereal cereal & milk! cereal & milk!"
(if you dont know what im talking about- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7BEPzNxMBE dont watch the video i dont get it)
3. julia: "carolyn tell him the story of when we were buying his brezents." *hoping they dont realize i said brezents instead of presents*
carolyn: "OH YEAH so we were buying your brezents..."
cory: "why are you guys calling them brezents...?"
me: "we're not..."
cory: "ok someone said brezents"
4. *while opening presents (brezents?)*
cory: "guys why did you buy me a loufa?! im not gay!"
carolyn: "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT it scrubs all the dirt off! my dad uses one!"
julia: "we looked for a purple one..."
5. cory: "i dont eat red popsicles because i dont want to stain my teeth"
Julia: "& you say you're not gay"
6. carolyn: "what song should i play?"
cory: can you play shiny teeth i love that song! i sang it when i was MCing and i was so good."
7. cory & julia: "carolyn get in this cart!"
carolyn: "ok!!"
*walmart employees walk buy*
Julia: "QUICK act special"
8. carolyn: "i used to climb in these racks"
julia: "can you please do that right now"
*after peer pressure she gets on the shelf & couple walks in needing pet food, i try to cover her up, doesnt work, they look behind me*
julia: "i gotta go"
*carolyn peeks out* "hiiiii!!!"
xo
p.s. tomorrow is the shedd aquarium! EEEEKKK!